You're Only Second Rate

"You're Only Second Rate" is a song featured in Aladdin: The Return of Jafar. In the song,  Jafar boasts on how more powerful he is than Genie and captures both him and Abu.

I must admit Your parlor tricks Are amusing I bet you've got a bunny Under your hat Now here's your chance To get the best of me Hope your hand is hot C'mon clown Let's see what you've got

You can try to slam me With your harder stuff But your double whammy Isn't up to snuff I'll set the record straight You're simply out of date You're only second rate

You think your cat's a meanie But your tiger's tame You've got a lot to learn About the genie game So for your education I reiterate You're only second rate

Men cower At the power In my pinky My thumb is number one On every list But if you're not convinced That I'm invincible Put me to the test I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest

Go ahead and zap me With a big surprise Slap me in a trap Cut me down to size I'll make a great escape It's just a piece of cake You're only second rate

You know your hocus-pocus Isn't tough enough And your mumbo-jumbo Doesn't measure up Let me pontificate Upon your sorry state You're only second rate

Zaba-caba-dabra Granny's gonna grab ya! Alakazam-da-mus And this thing's bigger than the both of us

So spare me your tremendous stare You look horrendous in your underwear And I can hardly wait To discombobulate I'll send your back end packing In a shipping crate You'll make a better living With a spinning plate You're only second rate!